Oh, you’re not wearing pants. Or a shirt.
Robb, I think he’s taking pants-free a little too far.
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Trendsetter Moammar Gaddafi has assumed room temperature.
Now he can join Osama bin Laden on I Got Shot in the Facebook.
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A compost tool is an “offensive weapon.”
Have common sense and sanity been entirely banished from the UK?
Yes.
It was a rhetorical question.
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It’s not like he, oh, murdered a bunch of people. I thought loaded guns had the ability to turn calm, mild-mannered people into cold-blooded killers.
Of course, there’s still the matter of the donkey.
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The Duck over at MADDENED FOWL linked to a couple stories that would have the anti-gun bigots drooling.
The first story has an amusing description of semi-automatic fire as used by mythical “assault weapons.” It also manages to seriously address problems the BATFEIEIO has breaking up gun trafficking networks. Did I seriously just write that?
Smuggling Ammo from U.S. to Mexico All Too Easy
The second story advocates using the UN to disarm civilians in South Sudan. If we could get rid of all of the guns, the people would be easier to control.
Only the UN can offer sustainable disarmament of civilians in South Sudan
Disney has joined Steven Spielberg in banishing guns from a classic.
In this case, Disney replaced a shotgun with a broom in a 1938 Mickey Mouse cartoon.
Boomsticks are threatening. Broomsticks, not so much.
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Forrest Gump was not available for comment.
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Okay, it’s not gun related, but it involves swords! And nududity! Can the Olympic event be far behind?!
I give you… Naked Sword Fighting!
Or, well, naked sword threatening.
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Clearly it wasn’t a gun, since England’s gun control laws have the Brady Bunch seal of approval.
Now can someone please explain the lack of American restaurants specializing in English cuisine?
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Alternate Title: Premature Ejection
Alternate Alternate Title: In Rule 3, Replace Finger with Tallywacker
Alternate Alternate Alternate Title: Is That a Pistol in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
This is why you shouldn’t carry a pistol in your waistband.
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