Limes at 20 paces, then turn, draw and squirt.
You see, you could squirt citric acid in someone’s eye.
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Also, six rifles and one shotgun.
A storage unit is not a proper gun safe.
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But it takes care of a monster case of the munchies.
This is for the anti-gun idiots who think restrictions or bans on gun ownership will reduce crime.
Why, if only these two had registered their hammer and axe, we wouldn’t have these types of crimes.
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People wonder why I have such disdain for England.
Yes, a safety class on how to use a ladder.
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It was in Oklahoma, but we felt it in Kansas City.
At the time of this writing, it had a magnitude of 5.6 on the Richter scale.
It had a magnitude of WTH on the human scale.
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No, it was telepathic rape.
And the police want you to know there is no evidence to support the allegations that the victim was making telepathic threats or engaging in telepathic rape.
That’s good, because I was worried there for a bit.
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Oh, you’re not wearing pants. Or a shirt.
Robb, I think he’s taking pants-free a little too far.
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Trendsetter Moammar Gaddafi has assumed room temperature.
Now he can join Osama bin Laden on I Got Shot in the Facebook.
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A compost tool is an “offensive weapon.”
Have common sense and sanity been entirely banished from the UK?
Yes.
It was a rhetorical question.
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It’s not like he, oh, murdered a bunch of people. I thought loaded guns had the ability to turn calm, mild-mannered people into cold-blooded killers.
Of course, there’s still the matter of the donkey.
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