You are viewing the Archives

Conspiracy Theory Time

Janet Napolitano recently announced the expansion of the Department of Homeland Security’s “If You See Something, Say Something” campaign to Walmart stores.

Now, we know what the Left thinks about Walmart shoppers. They’re backwoods, knuckle-dragging rednecks. They own guns. They’re skeptical of the government. They listen to Rush Limbaugh. They like to save money. Oh, the horror!

So, what I think this is really about is keeping tabs on those dangerous Walmart shoppers. See an unshaven, cammo wearing bumpkin buying ammo? Call Janet. See a guy with a Confederate Flag tattoo stocking up on canned goods and bottled water? Call Janet.

Yes, you can help keep America safe. Report suspicious activity at Walmart. It’s for America. Do you want the terrorists to win?

WordPress for Android: EVOlution in Blogging