Glocked and Loaded

Warning: Do not store rounds in an oven.

How brain dead do you have to be to do something this stupid?

Semi-automatic Rock Island Armory .38 Super.

I think they threw semi-automatic in there just to make it sound scary. They’d do whatever they could to make a .25 sound like a vicious assault cartridge.

A Siberian company is selling survival kits to help you make it through the end of the world. This should cause you some concern as they obviously haven’t fully grasped the concept.

The kit includes medication, soap, some candles and matches, a can of fish, a pack of buckwheat, a bottle of vodka, a notepad and pencil, a blank ID card and an instruction card with rules to various games. There’s also a rope, which could be used to keep your family together in the ensuing darkness, or possibly to hasten your demise should the vodka run out too soon.

The kit is produced by a bridal party operator in Tomsk, Western Siberia, and can be had for the bargain price of 890 rubles, or about $28.

The company has said the kit is meant to be taken with a pinch of salt, so residents of New York City will have to get Nanny Bloomberg’s permission first.

This tactical bass was caught at Onondaga Lake in New York.

Where else would you expect bombs to be filed?